This is an overall dump of my thoughts during my first time viewing of From's third season's third episode, Mouse Trap.
Thomas can't talk, babe, he died before he could even lift his head.
"You should be watching Julie and Ethan. You shouldn't let them play outside so close to dark." Yeah, ghostie, honestly, I literally just said the same thing at the end of the last one. He's a terrible father. Only cares about his kids when he's using their wellbeing as a cudgel to bully his neighbors...
Can't believe it's season fucking three and I'm still having to deal with dumbass fucking Jim...
Miranda built a bottle tree in her backyard before she ever even went to town. (But, hey, since she got to town deliberately, there's gotta be a way to do it...)
I mean, yeah, Jim and Kenny were clearly rewarded for going into the forest. But don't forget that you, Boyd, were specifically carried out to a place within the forest where you'd eventually wind up setting free a fucking worm ballerina cicada thing? So... I dunno, dude. I wouldn't even trust that fucking food, if I were you. Enough to feel the whole town? Sure, cause I'm gonna be eating as little as physically possible!
But, hey, quick q: how are you going to "capture" one of these creatures when you don't even know how to harm one? They can burst through solid wood and metal and shit. How are you going to contain one?? That doesn't even make sense!?
Girl, you gotta tell someone you're having rot-specific pica. Pica during pregnancy is normal, but this shit? This is insane.
Well, shit, Jade. "They been using [the creepy figures] the same way we've been using the talismans. Warding off evil spirits." So... I'm back on "are the talismans even real, or are they just another part of the game?"
FUCK YOU, JIM, TALK TO YOUR GODDAMN CHILD. HE'S FUCKING FIVE AND TRYING TO WRAP HIS MIND AROUND THE CONCEPT OF DEATH AND YOU ARE SCREAMING AND THROWING THINGS!? Evil, evil fucking man. Worthless!
Oh, good Lord. He's going to try to trap a monster inside a structure with a talisman on the outside of it? What on earth? Does that make any sense? (However, if Father Whatever's ghost/hallucination is trying to talk him out of it... maybe it is a good plan? I dunno.)
"We need to build a fort, and then I'm going to tell a story." Oh, Victor, I love you.
Killed off the sweet old Asian woman just because we have a spare sweet old white woman handy... Oh, wait, shit, her eyes did something when she heard that Fatima wasn't supposed to be able to conceive. I'm now very suspicious all of a sudden.
Why the fuck is Dale still around and alive and annoying me? Stuff him in the fucking box, he literally tried to murder half the fucking town!
Oh, great, and now what's this shit? Is this real, or a hallucination? Nope, hallucination.
Hey, Kenny, how about you shut the fuck up? Oh, Christ, and now Kristi's stuck in a fucking bear strap. Jesus. Can't you just try to force it open? You've got a bunch of grown men and there's sticks everywhere to use as levers. Just fucking pry it!
"Is it always like this? Does it get worse?" lol
I can't stand this child, lmao.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, KENNY.
Fatima, what the fuck? You're being a hella weird bitch. You're a whole hippie free love weirdo but you're offended by some old bat's tarot cards?
"Is my baby okay?" Fatima asks the tarot—CUE AN ASSAULT ON THE BUILDING BY THE CROWS. What the fuck, lol?
We really can't lose our doctor, guys. Oh, yuck, Jade's hallucination is a grown man drinking blood out of a skull.
And now Randall's hallucinating cicadas, great. But, hey, he's more than crazy enough to probably try to help you "capture" one of those things.
Oh, brother. Tabitha, fucking quit it! Oh, Christ, and now she's probably gotten Victor's dad killed.
Oh, no. Oh my god, what a horrible twist. What a gut punch. She freaks out, causing Victor's dad to crash, causing them both to wind up in an ambulance together, which then has to stop because the tree's on the middle of the road.
Fuck, now I don't know if I believe "Maine" was real, lmao.